Welcome to the first installment of our four-part December blog series! As we dive into the festive season, we’re kicking things off with some holiday cheer—and a little caution for your culinary choices if you want to keep those joints merry and bright.

Ah, the holidays—a season of joy, laughter, and unfortunately for some, the not-so-jolly joint pain that comes with certain festive foods. But fear not! This guide will help you dodge the dishes that dampen your holiday spirit and choose treats that keep your joints merry and bright.
The Naughty List: Foods to Avoid

- Sugar-Spiked Sweets: It’s no secret that sugar is the Grinch for anyone dealing with joint pain. Those tempting cookies, cakes, and candies can trigger inflammation faster than you can say “bah humbug!” So, when the dessert tray comes around, think of your joints doing the can-can in protest, and maybe skip to a healthier treat or at least, don’t overindulge.
- Alcohol: While a glass of wine or a holiday cocktail might seem like a good idea, alcohol can be like adding fuel to the inflammation fire. It’s like inviting Scrooge to your holiday party—things might get a little grouchy. Consider opting for a festive mocktail or a sparkling water dressed up with cranberries and a sprig of mint instead.
- Processed Meats: Those platters of sausages, bacon-wrapped dates, and cured meats are a siren call to indulgence but also a red flag for your joints. Processed meats are packed with sodium and preservatives, likely to make your joints feel as stiff as a board game nobody wants to play. Maybe let that tray pass you by this time.
- Excessive Salt: Salt is like that relative who overstays their welcome during the holidays—too much can lead to water retention and swelling. So, go easy on the saltshaker and your joints might just do a little jingle bell rock in gratitude.

The Nice List: Joint-Friendly Alternatives
- Ginger and Turmeric Spices: Why not add a little spice to your life? Ginger and turmeric are like the dynamic duo of anti-inflammatory heroes. A turmeric latte or ginger tea can warm you up and keep the inflammation down, making them the perfect holiday plus-one.

2. Omega-3 Rich Foods: Chia seeds, flax seeds, and walnuts are not only on Santa’s nice list, but they’re also packed with omega-3 fatty acids, which are great for fighting inflammation. Why not try a chia pudding instead of the traditional holiday desserts, or toss some walnuts and flax seeds into your salad for a crunchy, joint-friendly upgrade? These plant-based sources of omega-3s are fantastic for maintaining happy, healthy joints through the festive season.

3. Colorful Fruits and Vegetables: Brighten up your plate with a rainbow of fruits and veggies. Berries, carrots, and spinach are like ornaments for your health, decorating your body with vitamins and antioxidants that help reduce inflammation. Plus, they make any holiday plate look more festive!
4. Plenty of Water: Staying hydrated might not seem like a festive activity, but water is essential for keeping your joints lubricated and flushing out toxins. Think of it as the secret ingredient in your holiday recipe for health.

Remember, the holidays are about joy and celebration, not deprivation. So, while it’s wise to avoid certain foods, don’t let that turn you into a holiday hermit and please don’t shoot for perfection. We are all doing the best we can. Enjoy the season with a sprinkle of moderation and a dash of good choices. Who says you can’t have your (gluten-free, low-sugar) cake and eat it too?
As a health coach, I specialize in helping busy people who struggle with low energy, high stress, and chronic pain. This 4-part series aims to guide you through the holidays with health tips that keep you energized, stress-free, and out of pain.

Navigating holiday dining with joint health in mind doesn’t mean you can’t indulge—just do it wisely. Your body (and your joints) will thank you with the gift of less pain and more mobility. So, here’s to a joyful, jolly, and joint-friendly holiday season! Cheers to making merry memories without the pain. Stay tuned for more tips in our next three posts!
God Bless,
Mike

Mike Thomas is a registered pharmacist and a Mayo Clinic-trained, board-certified health coach. He specializes in helping busy professionals overcome low energy, high stress, and chronic pain to reclaim their health and vitality.
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